A chat with a certain person.
Me: PURPLE PENGUINS ARE ATTACKING EARTH!!!!
Lizzie: they aren't purple, what are you, color blind?!
me: actually...yes
Lizzie: o_o really?
me: yeah
I see everything in shades of gray
Lizzie: ...x_x
I can't tell if you're serious or not
me: why wouldn't I be serious?
Lizzie: because you're Joe...<_<
why WOULD you be serious?
me: because I'm Joe I would be serious
There are many people in this world of ours that believe I'm a very serious person
Lizzie: mehh you're confusing me.
me: easily accomplished...
Lizzie: well yeah, everyone knows that, lol
me: no comment
I used to be able to see color, but I got hit in the back of the head while rock climbing and lost my color vision
Lizzie: are you serious? I didn't know it worked like that...
me: It can
Lizzie: your clothes always match each other. good job. =P
me: I learned to differentiate between different shades of gray to tell which colors are whcih
Lizzie: haha, that's so cool
me: nifty, neh?
Lizzie: terribly nifty ^_^
cool word, too
me: bows Thankyou very much
Lizzie: you're welcome. <nods>
so how's life?
Later...
me: Help me! The purple penguins have taken my hat away!!!
Lizzie: how can you tell??
me: tell what? That my hat is gone? Because I don't have it. Geez.
Lizzie: oh duh.
<_<
no. that it's purple.
the penguins.
brb
me: ahh...I told you. I learned to differentiate between different shades of gray to tell which color is which
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Lizzie: okay back, mom wants to know if it was like you got hit and then you couldn't see in color anymore
me: yeah...I told you that.
I got hit by a rock while rock climbing
Lizzie: no but like, all of a sudden?
me: after I regained conciousness, yeah.
Lizzie: wow that'd be weird.
me: it was
quite wierd
Lizzie: do you miss it?
me: all the time
I hafta think too much this way
Lizzie: haha
hard life, eh?
me: very
sighs
I might be able to get it fixed with surgery
but it would be a risky procedure
if they screwed up i'd be blind
or dead
Lizzie: yeah, and that'd be kind of a problem, I think
me: yeah...especially the blind part
If i was dead, it wouldn't really matter if i could see or not
Lizzie: that's true, the dead part wouldn't be a problem for you, just the rest of us
me: yeah...you losers would hafta deal with it
I know it would be hard to live without such a perfect person as myself, but...yeah. Sorry
Lizzie: you'd let us all down, Jeo
me: Sorry
I can't please everyone
Lizzie: that's true, hmm
maybe the thing is to not die.
me: yeah
I think i won't have that surgery
Question: do you really believe me when I say I'm color blind? So many people don't believe me.
They say I've tried to trick them before...
Lizzie: yeah, I think I do
lol, well, you have <_<
but yeah.
... why, are you tricking me? >_>
me: me?
why would I lie about something like this?
Lizzie: to make people believe you and then laugh at them =D
me: Would I do that?
lol...yeah I would
and I am
did I really have you convinced?
Lizzie: haha yes
you're an idiot
^_^
me: I'm an idiot? I think I'm rather clever actually
Lizzie: yeah
but a clever idiot's worse than a plain ol' idiot
^_^
me: lol
I'm an evil person
Lizzie: I dun think I like you anymore
me: lol
Lizzie: haha, yes you are <grins>
me: why do you talk to Justin and I
you know we're gonna pull something..
Lizzie: because ya'll make me laugh especially when you DO pull stuff
me: lol
*evil grin*
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